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Inspector “Sayings”

Discussion in 'Off Topic Posts' started by cda, Dec 2, 2018.

  1. cda

    cda Sawhorse

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    We do not feel the pressure,,,

    We apply it.
     
  2. jar546

    jar546 *****istrator

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    "I don't care how many times you did this in another town"
     
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    "They don't make me do this in Long Beach"
    "Make it easy on yourself. Do the corrections or drag this house to Long Beach."

    For the tenth time: "I have never gotten this correction before."
    "Well thanks but there's no need to compliment me."
     
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  4. mtlogcabin

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    "I have been doing it this way for over 20 years"
    "No you have been doing it wrong for over 20 years"
     
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  5. rktect 1

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    This isn't the village of other cities/towns.
     
  6. Pcinspector1

    Pcinspector1 Platinum Member

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    "You can't do it that way!" It's against code dude!

    "Have a fantabulous day!

    "Clavios...Clavios...Bang..Bang..Bang... more nails..more nails!"

    "That won't fly in the (ICE) Tiger's jungle!"

    I don't rally say that last one.
     
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  7. Builder Bob

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    Do you see yourself in (insert State Here)? Your in (insert state your in now).
     
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    I just did it this way in X town.....Well you can go back and fix it there too if you want!
     
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  9. my250r11

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    Good come back.
     
  10. conarb

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    From the other side I've heard for years: "Those stupid inspectors should have to work for10 years as a general contractor before they ever can get hired as an inspector."
     
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  11. cda

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    Or the opposite ,,, I wish the GC knew what a code book looked like.
     
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    "I'm not happy until you are not happy"
     
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  13. fatboy

    fatboy Administrator

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    "Arguing with an inspector is like wrestling with a pig in mud, pretty soon you realize that the pig is enjoying it!"
     
  14. JBI

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    "That you've been doing it wrong for (20, 30, 40) years aside, what say we do it correctly from today going forward?"
     
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  15. Pcinspector1

    Pcinspector1 Platinum Member

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    "It's suppose to have 1-1/2-inch minimum bearing!" Have you got a tape measure?
     
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    rktect 1 Gold Member

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    "Yes!"

    Which is what I have had to say several times to the question "So you think you know it better than the people in the other towns?"
     
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  17. cda

    cda Sawhorse

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    Who is your Boss????


    He is ......, here is his phone number....

    note to self:
    My boss likes to write pages of comments, please call him
     
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  18. Pcinspector1

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    How many coats is that? "Two coats and a jacket!"

    Where's your flashing? What flashing?

    Do you have a Business License? "O ya, I'm sure we do!"

    Who's Bubby?
     
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  19. mtlogcabin

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    contractor "I talked to Dwayne and said it would be okay"
    me "Dwayne retired 3 years ago"
     
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    What's a business license do?
     
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