kyhowey
Silver Member
Last week I had to visit a porta-john which happens every now an then while I'm out working. Sometimes I pray there is a nice, clean porta-john at the next jobsite. As it happened, I came upon a newly refreshed porta-john at the best of times. Business commenced and I approached the toilet paper roll. As I unrolled, I saw a spider shoot out of the roll and watched it land inside my lowered pants. I finished the job and then realized I couldn't pull up my pants until I found this spider that was lurking in shadows known. I ended up finding the spider hidden within the folds of my jeans and promptly ended his existence for being so forward. I can't imagine what would have happened if I struggled to find it. But I did.
I know one thing...Those pants wouldn't have been put back on without finding that spider. You just can't do it. That would have made some great calls to the city! :butt
I know one thing...Those pants wouldn't have been put back on without finding that spider. You just can't do it. That would have made some great calls to the city! :butt
