Dumb is one thing. But she is in the Art business. Everyone knows, probably since 12 years old, you don't pile rags together soaked in petroleum. But every now and then a painter or someone torches a house or work van doing it.
You should REALLY know it if you are a painter.
As for the story, it is totally accurate. A fire got started by a tard, sprinklers got activated. Water emitted from the sprinklers did damage, to varying degrees, of several spaces.
Do we really expect an analysis of woulda, shoulda, coulda after every story? That's one of the things I hate about news is unasked for analysis.
Just the facts will suffice.
Brent.