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Happy Birthday Conarb!

RJJ said:
ROFL! YA and then what!
I've been thinking about that question and think I've got the answer, build buildings for another 20 years, then get a job as a building inspector for another 20 years, that way I'll get a pension for my retirement. I briefly thought of getting a fireman's job instead of becoming a building inspector, but I think the boredom would kill me laying around in a firehouse all day.
 
Happy Birthday CONARB!!!!

I briefly thought of getting a fireman's job instead of becoming a building inspector, but I think the boredom would kill me laying around in a firehouse all day.
I think the firefighters would kill you wayyyyyyy before the boredom did!!!! :P
 
pwood said:
hb conarb. get a dalmation ,paint your hummer red,and put a ladder on top. safer for all parties. :mrgreen:
And you will get the reserved parking spot right in front of the door to the grocery store :bday :bday :cheers
 
I bought the Hummer painted red like a fire engine, and I even had air horns installed to blast the little people out of my way just like the firemen do, but I haven't had the guts to park broadside across three blue spaces when on a beer run like the firemen do.


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Note that I had the air horns installed under the hood being in California, now were I in Texas I would have had the air horns installed on top of the hood (and get some nice steer horns too). If I join the fire department will I get a nice siren too? The building department would never give me a siren.

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You should donate your Hummer to the fire dept. so they can auction it off and buy something useful..... like some new Lazy-boys with built in beer coolers and foot massagers
 
Architect said:
I'd use it to site visit when all the LEED certifications had to be done
Architect:

How much money do you get paid for those LEED Certifications? Here I thought the big money was getting a red one to look like a firetruck.
 
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