Poetry

[MASSDRIVER]

There was an Inspector from Nantucket

Builder told him to suck it

Had an uphill waste and ungrounded panel

Contractor said he was anal

Now the owner just sh1ts in a bucket.

Brent

 

[steveray]

I know Andrew Dice Clay....and you Sir...are no Andrew Dice Clay.....!...

 

[cda]

There was an Inspector from NantucketBuilder told him to suck it

Had an uphill waste and ungrounded panel

Contractor said he was anal

Now the owner just sh1ts in a bucket.

Brent

Having a bad day??

 

[MASSDRIVER]

Levity!

Tough crowd.

Brent

 

[cda]

Levity! Tough crowd.

Brent

I don't even no whether to tell you to keep your day job!!!

 

[steveray]

Levity! Tough crowd.

Brent

Toughest crowd you will ever love!...We are like the Peace Corps........with stop work orders....

 

[jar546]

There once was a girl named Brent

Whose house was actually a tent

She sawed some wood

More than she thought she could

Now her sewer is leaking from the vent

 

[MASSDRIVER]

Thanks. Now I have booggers on my shirt.

Brent

 

[pwood]

Thanks. Now I have booggers on my shirt. Brent

call it your braille shirt!

 

[Mac]

BAD LIMERICK WARNING!!!!!

There once was a Codes guy in New York

Who put effort into his work

The contractors heard

he was kind of a nerd

So now they all call him the code dork.