Thought you might like a laugh

[mtlogcabin]

> The IRS decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the IRS

> office..

> *

> *The IRS auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his

> attorney.

>

> The auditor said, 'Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no

> full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money

> gambling.*

> *I'm not sure the IRS finds that believable..'*

> *I'm a great gambler, and I can prove it,' says Grandpa. 'How about a

> demonstration?'*

> *The auditor thinks for a moment and said, 'Okay. Go ahead.' *

> *Grandpa says, 'I'll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my

> own eye.'

> *

> *The auditor thinks a moment and says, 'It's a bet.'*

> *Grandpa removes his glass eye and bites it. The auditor's jaw drops.

>

> Grandpa says, 'Now, I'll bet you two thousand dollars that I can bite

> my

> other eye.'*

> *Now the auditor can tell Grandpa isn't blind, so he takes the bet.

>

> Grandpa removes his dentures and bites his good eye.

> The stunned auditor now realizes he has wagered and lost three grand,

> with

> Grandpa's attorney as a witness. He starts to get nervous.

>

> 'Want to go double or nothing?' Grandpa asks 'I'll bet you six

> thousand

> dollars that I can stand on one side of your desk, and pee into that

> wastebasket on the other side, and never get a drop anywhere in

> between.'*

> *The auditor, twice burned, is cautious now, but he looks carefully

> and

> decides there's no way this old guy could possibly manage that stunt,

> so he

> agrees again.

>

> Grandpa stands beside the desk and unzips his pants, but although he

> strains

> mightily, he can't make the stream reach the wastebasket on the other

> side,

> so he pretty much urinates all over the auditor's desk.*

> *The auditor leaps with joy, realizing that he has just turned a

> major loss

> into a huge win.*

> *But Grandpa's own attorney moans and puts his head in his hands.

>

> Are you okay?' the auditor asks.

>

> 'Not really,' says the attorney. 'This morning, when Grandpa told me

> he'd

> been summoned for an audit, he bet me twenty-five thousand dollars

> that he

> could come in here and pee all over your desk and that you'd be happy

> about

> it!'*

> * Don't Mess with Old People!!*

>

 

[Rider Rick]

Now that's a good one.

 

[Mac]

"Old age and treachery will triumph over youth and inexperience"

 

[JBI]

Literally LMAO!

 

[fatboy]

Yeah, good one........

 

[David Henderson]

now that's a gooder....

 

[fatboy]

Well, in the spirit on the weekend........

Tom Brady, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Patriots flag in the window. "This house is yours for eternity Tom, said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here." Tom felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the .........corner. It was a huge 3-story mansion with Orange and Blue sidewalks and drive ways, a 50 foot tall flagpole with an enormous Broncos logo flag waving, a swimming pool in shape of a horse, a Broncos logo in every window, and a Tim Tebow jersey on the front door. Tom looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I won 3 Super Bowls, and I even went to the Hall of Fame." God said "So what's your point Tom?" "Well, why does Tim Tebow get a better house than me?" God chuckled, and said "Tom, that's not Tim's house, it's mine."

 

[Papio Bldg Dept]

Remind me not to leave the house after the Pats/Broncos game Sunday. Would hate to be struck down by an angry and vengeful "fan."

Well, in the spirit on the weekend........Tom Brady, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Patriots flag in the window. "This house is yours for eternity Tom, said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here." Tom felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the .........corner. It was a huge 3-story mansion with Orange and Blue sidewalks and drive ways, a 50 foot tall flagpole with an enormous Broncos logo flag waving, a swimming pool in shape of a horse, a Broncos logo in every window, and a Tim Tebow jersey on the front door. Tom looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I won 3 Super Bowls, and I even went to the Hall of Fame." God said "So what's your point Tom?" "Well, why does Tim Tebow get a better house than me?" God chuckled, and said "Tom, that's not Tim's house, it's mine."

 

[brudgers]

Well, in the spirit on the weekend........ Tom Brady, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Patriots flag in the window. "This house is yours for eternity Tom, said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here." Tom felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the .........corner. It was a huge 3-story mansion with Orange and Blue sidewalks and drive ways, a 50 foot tall flagpole with an enormous Broncos logo flag waving, a swimming pool in shape of a horse, a Broncos logo in every window, and a Tim Tebow jersey on the front door. Tom looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I won 3 Super Bowls, and I even went to the Hall of Fame." God said "So what's your point Tom?" "Well, why does Tim Tebow get a better house than me?" God chuckled, and said "Tom, that's not Tim's house, it's mine."

You heard the story wrong. It's a Gator flag.

 

[gbhammer]

I lived in Denver off and on for many years, and I was a huge fan of John Elway. I gotta love those Broncos. Tim Tebow has been one of my hero's since the super bowl add that he and his mom were bashed in.

 

[mtlogcabin]

I am not a football fan but I do admire his character. I think he is a more positive role model for younger people to look up to then the vast majority of proffessional sports figures today.

 

[gbhammer]

I am not a football fan but I do admire his character. I think he is a more positive role model for younger people to look up to then the vast majority of proffessional sports figures today.

Yep :agree

Could care less about sports these days (exception: I do care about darts, and yes it is a sport) and the reason is that many of the players are anything but good role models.