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Air speed velocity?

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Run away! Run away!

Just trying to keep this one going for 'haz'. Who knows, maybe we'll hit 500 posts! ;)
 
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Empowerment!

Dennis the Peasant: Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

Arthur: Be quiet!

Dennis: You can't expect to wield supreme power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
 
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Dennis the Peasant: If I went round saying I was an emporer, just because some moistened bimp lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
 
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Parts, Who shall play each part... Dominic you be King Arthur...

Woman: Oh. How do you do?

King Arthur: How do you do, good lady? I am Arthur, King of the Britons. Whose castle is that?

Woman: King of the who?

King Arthur: King of the Britons.

Woman: Who are the Britons?

King Arthur: Well, we all are. We are all Britons. And I am your king.

Woman: I didn't know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous collective.

Dennis: You'rw foolin' yourself! We're living in a dictatorship. A self-perpetuating autocracy in which the working class...

Woman: Oh, there you go bringing class into it again.

Dennis: Well, that's what it's all about! If only people would...

King Arthur: Please, please, good people, I am in haste. Who lives in that castle?

Woman: No one lives there.

King Arthur: Then who is your lord?

Woman: We don't have a lord.

Dennis: I told you, we're an anarco-sydicalist commune. We take it in turns to be a sort of executive officer for the week...

King Arthur: Yes...

Dennis: ...but all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting...

King Arthur: Yes I see...

Dennis: ...by a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs...

King Arthur: Be quiet!

Dennis: ...but by a two thirds majority in the case of...

King Arthur: Be quiet! I order you to be quiet!

Woman: Order, eh? Who does he think he is?
 
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So...logically....if..she...weighs..the same...as a duck......then...she's made of wood.....and therefore.....a witch!

Had to keep it going! :D Can't let it sit for more than a month!
 
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crap! It's been so long since I've seen it, now I'm going to have to watch it again so I can contribute......... :?

peach, you nailed it, I think we could fill all the roles....... :lol:
 
hazmatpoobah said:
Go away or I'll fart in your general direction -- you english k-nigh-et!
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Being new it took me a minute to get here, and in the hopes of a revival. I offer up ASHRAE Standard 62.1 in lieu of IMC Table 403.3.
 
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