No Texasbo! Where did he go?

[brudgers]

Does anyone know?

 

[KZQuixote]

Haven't heard from him since he last locked horns with you.

Bill

 

[ICE]

 

[brudgers]

Why the long face?

 

[ICE]

It's a horse of course.

 

[fatboy]

Looks like he dropped out not to long after the flame war back in April........

 

[ICE]

Looks like he dropped out not to long after the flame war back in April........

I take it that he was the loser.

 

[SCBO1]

Does ICE ware glasses and have beard? and a drinking problem?

Dog goes into a bar,

Bartender sez, dogs arn't allowed in hear,

dog sez, "I'm looking for the guy who shot my paw!"

pc1

 

[brudgers]

A priest walks into a mosque.

The imam says, "Why the wrong faith?"

 

[SCBO1]

Three legged dog hops into a bar,

Bartender sez, what's your name bub?

Dog sez "lucky"

pc1

 

[brudgers]

Bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here."

A time traveler walks into a bar.

 

[SCBO1]

Tell me why's sour cream have a expiration date?

 

[brudgers]

Horse walks into a bar.

Bartender says, "Why the long face?"

Horse says, "Because you tell that same joke every time I come in here."

 

[steveray]

String walks into a bar and orders a beer, bartender says we don't serve strings here....string walks oustide ties himself up, and starts pulling at his ends......walks back in to the bar and orders a beer....bartender says: Aren't you that string that was just in here? String says: Nope!... I am a frayed knot!

 

[SCBO1]

A dancin pencil walks into a bar,

bartender sez's we don't serve dancin pencils here!

Dancin pencil sez how come?

Bartender sez, cause every time you try to sit on a bar stool you break the lead in your pencil and I get shut down by the EPA!!

Humm....

 

[SCBO1]

A dancin pencil walks into a bar,

bartender sez's we don't serve dancin pencils here!

Dancin pencil sez how come?

Bartender sez, "Cause your yellar!!"

Better?

 

[pwood]

termite walks into a bar and asks "where's the bartender"

 

[High Desert]

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

 

[ICE]

I'd tell a joke about a pencil, but It wouldn't have a point.

Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot them?

 

[fatboy]

A sweet potato walks into a bar, and says, I yam what I yam.............

 

[GBrackins]

somebody should be playing the snare drum for rim shots .....

 

[Francis Vineyard]

Two guys walked into a bar; you'd think one of them would have seen it.

Bada-Bing, Bada-Boom.

Francis

 

[brudgers]

Pythagoras walks into a bar muttering, 'If a right-angled triangle has a short side, X, a long side, Y, and hypotenuse, Z, then the square of Z must be equal to the sum of the square of X and the square of, erm... uh...'

The barman says, 'Y, the long face?'

 

[Daddy-0-]

A woodpecker walks into a bar and says, "where is the bar 'tender' ?"