Something for Fun

[texasbo]

Granted. You are now Baby Doc, soon to be tried for crimes against humanity.

I wish I could skip City Council tonight, and not have anything crappy foisted on me in its place by you sadists.

 

[Yikes]

Fatboy, Your wish is granted, but there is now an emergency in your town that keeps you and all your inspectors busy until Monday at 8:00 am with no sleep.

I wish that money was no object and all I had to do each day is listen to good music, dance with pretty ladies, sip good bourbon, and eat good food.

Yup - not a bad life for a hairdresser.

*OR*

Your wish is granted, Spuds MacKenzie.

 

[High Desert]

Wish granted, but the society you live in doesn't use money, you're tone deaf so good music is lost on you, sipping bourbon all day make all the ladies pretty, and, although you have all the good food you want, you have no way of cooking it.

I wish there were no taxes.

 

[mtlogcabin]

Granted. You are now Baby Doc, soon to be tried for crimes against humanity. I wish I could skip City Council tonight, and not have anything crappy foisted on me in its place by you sadists.

First wish granted

Second wish denied you will have to spend the rest of the week cleaning jiffy johns throughout the county.

I wish elected officials at all levels would not look at politics as a carreer.

 

[RBK]

Wish granted, but the society you live in doesn't use money, you're tone deaf so good music is lost on you, sipping bourbon all day make all the ladies pretty, and, although you have all the good food you want, you have no way of cooking it.I wish there were no taxes.

Granted. But since nothing is certain but death and taxes, all you are left with is death. My condolences to your family.

I wish I had a way to fix stupid.

 

[Mac]

Granted. But since nothing is certain but death and taxes, all you are left with is death. My condolences to your family.I wish I had a way to fix stupid.

Granted. But you must also fix dumb, and you will be very busy for a very long time.

I wish I could be JAR's avatar photographer.

 

[north star]

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Mac wished for:

I wish I could be JAR's avatar photographer.

Wish granted!......But because, most likely that all of those avatar photos were enhanced or retouched,you will be required to photograph the actual product, ...something similar to fried eggs hanging on

nails against a weathered barn door. Also, no "hands on" inspections & repositioning the models.

"Sadists" you say! Well, ...yeah. What's your point?

I wish that I could retire, ...have plenty of money, ...a youthful body, and live in a warmer climate

[ and not H_LL either! ].

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[texas transplant]

I wish I could be JAR's avatar photographer.

Wish granted but you have to use all the people from the "Pictures from Wal-mart" emails that are floating around on the email circuit as your models.

You know this thread reminds me of the old joke:

A man was walking along a beach and found a lamp. He rubs it and out comes a genie. The genie says you can have three wishes, but I must warn you that your ex-wife will get double whatever you wish for. The man says that's fine.

The man makes his first wish, he wishes for 50 million dollars, boom he has $50 million and his ex-wife has $100 million dollars.

The man uses his second wish for a harem of 20 beautiful lovers for the rest of his life. Boom the ladies show up, and his ex-wife has a harem of 40 men.

The man thinks a minute then says for my final wish I want to be beaten half to death.