Two hunters were out in the woods stalking deer. Suddenly, one of the hunters clutches his chest, gasps in pain, and falls down. 
The other hunter gets out his cell phone, dials 911, and yells "My friend just had a heart attack, and I think he's dead!!!!!!"
The operator, in a professional manner, said, "Calm down sir, everything will be okay. First thing I want you to do is make sure your friend is dead."
The hunter, obviously flustered, says "Okay", and puts down the phone.
BOOOM!!!!
The hunter comes back on the phone and says, "Okay, I'm sure he's dead, now what?"
The other hunter gets out his cell phone, dials 911, and yells "My friend just had a heart attack, and I think he's dead!!!!!!"
The operator, in a professional manner, said, "Calm down sir, everything will be okay. First thing I want you to do is make sure your friend is dead."
The hunter, obviously flustered, says "Okay", and puts down the phone.
BOOOM!!!!
The hunter comes back on the phone and says, "Okay, I'm sure he's dead, now what?"
