I have an appropriate story for the occasion. A guy is walking along the beach and finds the proverbial bottle, opens it and the proverbial genii pops put telling him he'll grant him any wish he requests. The guy thinks a while and then says: "I've always wanted to go to Hawaii before I die but am afraid to fly or sail, could you build me a bridge so I can drive to Hawaii?" The genii says: "That's impossible, a tremendous engineering challenge, think of the EPA and the permits I'd have to get, think of the gas stations and hotels I'd have to build on the bridge for you to drive all the way to Hawaii, can't you think of something else you'd like?" The guy says: "Well how about explaining women to me?" The genii thinks long and hard, he finally says: "How many lanes did you want on that bridge?"