and quit calling me at 8:01 am or better yet, wait 'till 9:00 and I'll be gone. There's a reason I don't turn on the phones until 8:15 and later and that reason is you. My day is 15 to 18 inspections. I have no clue where those inspections are until I walk in that morning. It's morning and I'm in a great mood. So there I am juggling the inspections, trying to fill out a route slip and marking up copies of the Thomas guide. Then you call.
All of you call. You all have a life and I am a disruption. You want, expect and yes, sometimes, demand a time of arrival. When I tell that I know where the first one is but after that it's just a guess, well some of you can be a real pill.
If I give you a time, it is a window. A window doesn't have gradients. It can't be "closer to 11:00 or closer to 2:00". It's 11 to 2; do I really have to tell you all about the nuances of building inspection? I'm not the milkman. Give me a break! It's my fault if I'm early and my fault if I'm late OK. It's my fault that the water heater inspection turned out to be a framing inspection and all the roughs. It's my fault that I was stood up twice in a row. It's your fault that I have to drive 65 miles a day because you're too cheap to hire more inspectors.
Try to understand that the job I do for you is important. If you can't grasp that concept then try to be nice and accept it because it is important to me.
That water heater that grew to a frame and roughs may have gotten 20 corrections. I see corrections faster than I can write them down, so please quit talking about anything. Stand aside and let me work. Where you work do you have strangers jabbering away right next to you?
Be ready for me. Have the plans and job card. Don't tell me that they are in "contractor's" truck and he can't be more than five miles away so sit tight and you will call him. Well not to worry, I can give you a dozen corrections without the plans and Oh I'll give you more time, some other time. Do the math and see how much time I have with you. It's not much. I would think that you would make every effort to get the most out of that time.
Heres a hint: If you have a porta-potty your chances are better for a mid morning inspection.
All of you call. You all have a life and I am a disruption. You want, expect and yes, sometimes, demand a time of arrival. When I tell that I know where the first one is but after that it's just a guess, well some of you can be a real pill.
If I give you a time, it is a window. A window doesn't have gradients. It can't be "closer to 11:00 or closer to 2:00". It's 11 to 2; do I really have to tell you all about the nuances of building inspection? I'm not the milkman. Give me a break! It's my fault if I'm early and my fault if I'm late OK. It's my fault that the water heater inspection turned out to be a framing inspection and all the roughs. It's my fault that I was stood up twice in a row. It's your fault that I have to drive 65 miles a day because you're too cheap to hire more inspectors.
Try to understand that the job I do for you is important. If you can't grasp that concept then try to be nice and accept it because it is important to me.
That water heater that grew to a frame and roughs may have gotten 20 corrections. I see corrections faster than I can write them down, so please quit talking about anything. Stand aside and let me work. Where you work do you have strangers jabbering away right next to you?
Be ready for me. Have the plans and job card. Don't tell me that they are in "contractor's" truck and he can't be more than five miles away so sit tight and you will call him. Well not to worry, I can give you a dozen corrections without the plans and Oh I'll give you more time, some other time. Do the math and see how much time I have with you. It's not much. I would think that you would make every effort to get the most out of that time.
Heres a hint: If you have a porta-potty your chances are better for a mid morning inspection.
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