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Bubba, the mortician.

A man who just died is delivered to a Florida mortuary wearing an
expensive, expertly tailored black suit. Bubba the mortician asks
the deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed. He
points out that the man does look very good in the black suit he

is already wearing.

The widow however, says that she always thought her husband
looked his best in blue, and that she wants him in a blue suit. She
gives Bubba a blank check and says, "I don't care what it costs, but
please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing."

The woman returns the next day for the viewing. To her delight
she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle
chalk stripe; the suit fits him perfectly. She says to Bubba, "Whatever
the cost, I'm very satisfied. You did an excellent job and I'm very
grateful. How much did you spend?" To her astonishment, Bubba
presents her with the blank check. "Dere's no charge," he says.

"No, really, I must pay you for the cost of that exquisite blue suit !"
she says. "Honestly, ma'am," Bubba says, "it didn't cost me a ting.
You see, a deceased gentleman of about your husband's size was
brought in shortly after you left yesterday, and he was wearing an
attractive blue suit. I asked his missus if she minded him going to
his grave wearing a black suit instead, and she said it made no
difference as long as he looked nice."
"So, I just switched the heads."

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One for ICE !......There are a lot of solar panels on this particular roof.

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One for Rembo !.....Since he "may" be considering swapping his
2 wheeler for a trike !


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"We raise ourselves by lifting others."
-- Author unknown --


"You may look the other way, but you can never
again say that you did not know !"
-- William Wilberforce --


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The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment:

Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.
The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories.
"Johnny, do you have a story to share?" "Yes, ma'am, my daddy told a story
about my Aunt Carol.........Aunt Carol was a pilot in Desert Storm and her
plane got hit.........She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had
was a flask of whiskey, a pistol and a survival knife........She drank the whiskey
on the way down so it wouldn't fall into enemy hands and then her parachute
landed right in the middle of twenty enemy troops........She shot fifteen of
them with the gun until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife,
'til the blade broke and then she killed the last one with her bare hands."
"Good heavens," said the horrified teacher, "what kind of moral did your
daddy teach you from that horrible story ?".........
"Stay the heck away from
Aunt Carol when she's been drinking."

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