A couple years ago I saw some tamales being warmed up by one of those salamander heaters, It works!
They smelled great!
They turned a plastic milk create upside down and placed the tamales wrapped in foil on the create. They didn't offer me any, me being a gringo or Inspector I suspect, I couldn't accept one anyway, being an inspector.. you know!
I was called out to do a re-roof inspection and I went to the front door the gentleman invited me in to go to the backyard and said "You want one of those oranges on the table, just got them in from Texas!" I said they look great but sorry, "I can't except them!" I went out to the backyard, went around to both sides came back inside and looked at the front elevation, drove back to City Hall, and in the back seat there was four oranges... Now what do yah do?
I took them into the office and gave them to the Chief...Was that wrong?
Next time I'll lock the car,
I guess