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Where else ya gonna get this kind of stuff?

I wonder if it comes in Brent's size.?

Well hey now....it's vinyl so one size fits all.

That's not the best of colors for you Brent. Maybe when you are hunting or on a grading site but you'd get too much attention at Denny's.
 
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So far I am sticking with the utility or tactical kilt.

Not being safety-phobic I will leave the warning skirt to you. :)

I bet you wear a hivis vest too.

I hope not.

Brent
 
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http://www.wimp.com/bizarrerides/It says bizarre rides and that is an understatement. The last one must just flat out kill people. I can't imagine anyone seeing these rides in operation and then getting on.
I didn't look those up other than watching the video, but are we sure those are all real? Some of them look pretty CGI to me.

Either way, you wouldn't catch me on a one of 'em.
 
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are we sure those are all real?
I can't tell for sure. The rides with people around seem real however, the mechanism that would be required to pull it off is a little more than what one would expect from a carnival ride. The one with the rings definitley looks fake but the last one could be real judging by the surroundings.
 
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Someone On a British Airways Plane Took a **** So Bad That It Had to Turn Around and Come Back Again

March 16, 2015

By JoelGolby

Staff Writer

This article originally appeared on VICE UK.

A British Airways flight was forced to turn around and land over the weekend because somebody did a **** so bad the plane was essentially rendered useless. Imagine living your life in the knowledge that you once turded so appallingly that a 747-400 had to turn around and land. Your liquid **** bought a £360-million ($533-million) airplane juddering out of the sky. Imagine looking your loved ones in the face after that. Imagine hugging your mom. You couldn't. Your ******* is essentially a terrorist.

Anyway, the BA flight from Heathrow to Dubai on Saturday had to turn around and flop back down again at Heathrow just 30 minutes into the seven-hour flight because somebody did a toilet crime.

Hertsmere Tory councillor Abhishek Sachdev—who has clearly not heard the "he who smelt it, dealt it" directive—happened to be on the flight, and, as well as tweeting his response ("Insane! Our BA flight to Dubai returned back to Heathrow because of a smelly poo in the toilet! 15hrs until next flight... #britishairways") also spoke to the Daily Mail about the ordeal. Again: imagine making a smell so bad a Tory councillor talks to a national paper about it.

"The pilot made an announcement requesting senior cabin crew, and we knew something was a bit odd," he said. "About 10 minutes later he said, 'You may have noticed there's a quite pungent smell coming from one of the toilets.'

"He said it was liquid fecal excrement. Those are the words he used."

Two things:

i. The informed knowledge of the liquid state of the turd in question sort of suggests the pilot actually went and looked at the mess himself, and, in which case, did he hold his special pilot's hat over his nose?

ii. This question always comes up when someone does a **** so appalling that it might as well not be human. We've all seen a bad ****. We've all been to a pub. We've all traveled on a bus at least once in our lives. Everybody in Britain, at some point, has had to **** at a train station. We've all lifted a toilet seat and, like Pandora's Box, stared into the abyss-like doom of someone else's medically inadvisable droppings. But the question is this: how, and more specifically why, is it possible to **** up and around the rim of a toilet and, side-question, how does one **** up a wall?

Ask me to **** up a wall and I would not know where to start. If I was trying, I do not think I could **** along a vertical pane. But there are people out there who seem to manage it on the regular. Do they go to the doctor immediately after? When you "deposit" something so forcefully that it ricochets right back out again, do you go straight to A&E and say, like, "Hello, doctor, something is very wrong with me," or do you, like, try and walk it off? Also, why does this always happen in public toilets?

Anyway, the flight was rescheduled for the next day, and British Airways made a statement saying, "We're very sorry for the discomfort to our customers," before providing everyone on the flight—including the rogue ****ter, presumably, whoever they may be—with overnight hotel accommodation.

Safe travels, rogue ****ter. Peace be with your lower intestine.

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Brent
 
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