Alone on a cloudy day a man decides to take a hike up a mountain trail. As he nears the top of the mountain he is deep in thought. Not aware of his surroundings the man slips off a cliff and starts to slide down the face of the mountain. After falling nearly 100 feet he is able to grab on to a small branch growing out of the side of the mountain to stop his fall. He looks down and estimates a sheer 1000 foot drop to the ground below.
Not knowing what else to do he starts shouting "God, God please help me". As he is shouting out to God the clouds start to part and as an opening appears a ray of light beams down upon the man.
The man cries out, "God please help me!!!".
A voice from above asks, "My son, do you believe?"
The man replies, "Yes, I believe."
The voice says, "Then let go of the branch."
Incredulous, the man replies, "If I let go of the branch I'll fall 1000 ft to my death."
Once again the voice says, "Do you believe?"
Again the man replies, "Yes, I believe."
The voice says, "Then let go of the branch."
The man cries and admits, "God, I'm scared to let go of the branch."
The voice with much tenderness and compassion says, "Let go of the branch."
Hearing the tenderness and compassion in the voice the man says, "Okay God, I'm going to let go of the branch."
He lets go of the branch and starts to fall, he continues to fall until he hits the ground and dies instantly.
Once he is dead, the ray of light disappears and as the opening in the clouds start to close shut, the voice says...
"I hate inspectors."